Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
ARE YOU SERIOUS
OF COURSE SOMETIME SHIT GO DOWN WHEN THERE’S A BILLION DOLLARS ON THAT ELEVATOR
Listened to this with my boyfriend in the room and when that line came on I said “Oh my god!” and looked expectantly at him. He patronizingly said “Oh my god!” too and then I laid my head on the table whining things like “You don’t even know.” and “I’m so alone.”
I’m a catch, everyone.
is this a scene from orphan black
when no one in class is ready for the test
The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle
The longer I watch, the funnier it gets